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The Home Improvement Ninja's battle to the death against his 100 year old townhouse. Currently, it's looking like they are evenly matched.
Monday, April 17, 2006
Ninja News: Episode 5
Profiling sucks. Stopping and harassing someone because they are black, or because they are dressed in black is just plain wrong.
Well todays ninja news is also a mild libertarian rant. It turns out that moronic government thugs with nothing better to do with your tax dollars than beating up a college kid for being dressed up as a ninja were at it recently. You can read about below. Between this and the Hurrican Katrina response, I'm not feeling really safe in their ability to protect the country from actual danger any time soon.
http://www.redandblack.com/vnews/display.v/ART/443c71ed40b94
Also, for no reason at all. Here is a tutorial on how to make a ninja mask from a tshirt. I think we should all walk around in ninja tshirt masks on friday in solidarity for our ninja brethren and to protest government oppression and profiling.
http://www.redandblack.com/vnews/display.v/ART/443c71ed40b94
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If I try this at home, it will be yet another reason why my wife will think I am a retard. I can imagine how it would go:
Wife: "Are you having problems?"
Me: "I was trying a ninja mask trick that I learned online"
Wife: "Oh.....ok then. Then I guess you moved on from Star Wars..."
This is so cool! Now I can show my teenagers how to make ninja masks because I saw this and they didn't. Does this give me cool points as a mom?
gui, I tried it and it works. I did it with a black Che Guevara shirt I had. That makes it even more badass.
lillian, that might give you cool points with your kid's friends, but your own kids can never think you are cool. It's metaphysically impossible. All my friends thought my dad was cool and funny, but when he was being "cool" I didn't know where to hide.
OMG that's like an article from the Onion, except it's real. Thanks for bringing this to my attention! :-)
flowerz, yeah it's real. Reminds me of why the founding fathers thought citizens should have guns.
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