Clue Number 1:
This is the view from my hotel window. I'm staying at the Hyatt, 'cuz that's how I roll, babay!
Clue Number 2:
This is what the tap water looks like where I am right now.
If it's got that many chemicals, drinking it can't be good for you, so I only used it to make coffee. I think I started hallucinating shortly afterwards.
I haven't decided what prize the winner will get yet. But it's probably something I have laying around the house...and no, first prize isn't a dead hooker.