- Bubble gum;
- hypodermic needles;
- things that go on your crotch.
Now, I know that some people look like douchebags, no matter what they are wearing.
Yes, I'm talking about you, Ryan Gossling. And since you're dating Rachel McHottie, who is second only to Judy Greer in my affections, this won't be the last time you are mocked on my blog. So get used to it, asshat.
Anyway, some people look like douchebags no matter what they wear, but I am not one of those douchebags....errr, people. I want a tux that makes me look good.
So here's what I'm looking for:
A nice classic tuxedo. Nothing funky
Not like this tool is wearing.
Something like this maybe:
But nothing that makes me look like a pussy.
In terms of price, something midrange. (like $600-$900) I don't need an Armani Tux, but I don't want a cheap one either. It should be something that I could wear again (although I probably won't).
So do you know of any places in DC/MD/VA that match that description?