Okay, It's time for another ninja-news update. Since there are several entire cable channels devoted to home shows, at least two devoted to shopping, and and one for cooking, I'm surprised that no one has spotted a hole in the market and come up with a news channel that reports on ninja news. It could be like CNN, but for ninjas. NNN, the Ninja News Network. Until the whole cable channel thing arrives, I'll pick up the slack by continuing to be your only outlet for ninja news stories and videos. Anyway, here are some random video clips dedicated to the Shinobi and the dark arts of killing, with some marketing thrown in.
This is a very funny Ninja Commercial. It's not the Progressive Insurance commercial either; I said it was funny. I'm glad that Madison Avenue is waking up to the awesome marketing potential of ninjas. I mean, what's more entertaining than a hired killing gone wrong? Besides a cartoon a about frozen bananas, I say nothing is.
Here is another Doog Toons and Ask a Ninja collaboration. This is probably the best collaboration in the history of video, except for the whole Jenna Jameson and Brianna Banks ouevre. Don't Google that from work, people.
And this a video of what my Florida Trip home movies would look like if there were a camera quick enough to capture my moves.