Well, I guess I paraphrased some of that, but you get the point. I have to wait around for them again. If they can't fix it, I just gonna go commando and canel everything. I'll go back to the stone age and read books for entertainment or divine the weather by looking out my window. Either that, or I'll start drinking again.
Monkey: The tech guy already fixed your internet.
Ninja: No. He didn't fix it. He didn't even show. So unless he fixed it telepathicall-
Monkey: It says here he showed up friday.
Ninja: No, that's not true. No one showed or called. Your tech, is a liar, sir!
Monkey: Are you sure no one else let him in?
Ninja: Yes. I live alone and will probably die that way, thanks for reminding me of the terrible emptiness that is my existence, Satre.
Monkey: Well, my computer is showing here that your internet is working.
Ninja: Your computer is a liar. I don't have internet. I'm going through withdrawl. I got the shakes, man. Help me.
Monkey: Is the light that says "internet" on your cable modem lit up?
NInja: Yes. That's what makes it so frustrating. Please make it work. I needz interenet man. I can't do my ninja stock picks, check the weather, or buy weird stuff from eBay without it.
Monkey: Really? You can find out the weather on the internet? I just use it for Porn.
Ninja: I know, thats why you work in a call center, pervert. Well, because of that or your inbreeding, it's hard to tell which is more responsible.
Friday, July 07, 2006
Comcast Still Sux
In other news...Comcast still sux. I made another appotintment with them to come out and fix my internet before I die of sensory deprivation. When I called the phone monkey to set up an appointment, the following exchange happened.