Saturday, December 24, 2011

Tap tap tap...

Is this thing on? ("that's what SHE said!") haha, I kill me sometimes.

It doesn't feel like it's been over a year since I blogged something, but the internet doesn't lie. If you're wondering what happened, that makes one of us. At some point in a dog's life he catches the car he was chasing and wonders "now that I've got this giant squirrel by the metallic bumper...what now?" If you find that analogy confusing, you're on the right blog.
In tangentially related news, I discovered Twitter recently, which is like blogging for lazy people and like the fat guy trying to ease himself into the gym little by little, I started being a Twitterer...Tweeter? Twat? Whatever. Anyway, if you'd like to follow me, I'm at @ImproveNinja

If you follow me on there you can read some gems such as this:

Don't autocorrect me, Iphone. Yes, I meant "fisting" not "gusting". WTF is anal gusting

Or this:
My beagle only wants to play with other beagles. Does that mean my dog is a racist?

At any rate I'm not giving up blogging, but I am going to start another blog where I talk about other things. I'm keeping it under wraps for now. Maybe I'll keep this around for old times sake, like the blind diabetic dog that you are too emotional to put down, even though you've already got a new puppy picked out. Or maybe I'll use both, like a high-powered Hollywood executive with a first wife and a mistress.

In the meantime, Merry Christmas everyone!

1 comment:


r u fucking serious! arrrggg i cannot believe it took you this long to write on here....narf!!!!!!!!!! im so mad at you.....ugh twitterriingngggg!!! i got so mad i didnt get it that i deleted it... if you swear im going to understand it the second time around i will frieking twitter for your damn sarcastic comings and goings. by the way... WHAT THE hell happaned to DAn from Redacted....??? i have a feeling he got married to that brooke and had a baby and decided he was better than blogging.. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i miss you guys ... even though i have been on a huge hiatus too!! ahhh so glad to hear from you though :)