Thursday, April 23, 2009

How misunderstandings happen

So, somehow I ended up in Massachusetts and was running some errands, when I had a little misunderstanding with the dry cleaners and convenience store. What? Like you would run your errands without your katana in a state with such a high concentration of pirates? We all know about the pirate/ninja rivalry. 'Nuff said.


Velvet said...

When the man noticed her, he pulled his mask off and asked if she was calling about him, police said. When the worker said she was, police said the man left the store and walked into nearby Galaxy Cleaners.Okay, there are so many things wrong here. First, why did you take off your mask??? Second, did you only think of robbing someone after you realized people were scared of you? Third, you know it's 6 months till Halloween, right?

HomeImprovementNinja said...

Velvet: I don't think I really had a plan. At the first place, I didn't even realize I had the mask on. At the dry cleaners I meant to say "light starch" but when I opened my mouth, what came out was "put the money in the fcuking bag or I'll cut your effin head off, motherfcuker!!!" Freudian slip?

Velvet said...


I love that story..."Are you calling the cops on me?" Too funny.

Georgette said...

Just saw your comment on my blog. I, as a former slave to a 140+ year-old house, lawyer, salsa instructor and jits fighter, salute those similarities in you!

We're not the only people who think jits is so much like salsa, are we?

Nice to meet you!


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