Monday, January 07, 2008

Ketchup post

Well, spending Christmas with the New York relatives isn't nearly as traumatic as spending Christmas with the Florida relatives, but I guess it all depends on how you look at it. You could just as easily say that Dante's third circle of hell isn't as traumatic as the 8th circle of hell. But still, if you had a choice between Christmas with my family and doing something more enjoyable (like laundry, or being date raped at a fraternity party) you would probably never get to hang out with my family and get some insight on how I learned to laugh at everything (while crying on the inside of course).

Spending time around my nieces and nephews is always an interesting experience. If you asked me before Christmas if I ever wanted kids, I would've said "yes...someday." But after a few days with the feral children, if you ask me the same question, my reply would probably be "no...I want a vasectomy...right now."

I'm back in DC now. New Year's Eve was enjoyable. I spent it in a hipster neighborhood in DC doing some of my favorite things : hanging out with friends, listening to live music, and salsa dancing. I later found out that I was a few doors down from another blogger, but I had no idea that she was nearby. She is an excellent stalker, it turns out.

I have read your comments on the previous posts, and instead of ignoring them, I will take them to heart and endeavor to try to bring more actual home improvement type posts in the near year.


Anonymous said...

I have nieces and nephews and God-kids and think the world of all of them and always have a blast when I'm around them, but it's the fact that I know that I can leave that makes the time so much more enjoyable. This is why being an uncle and/or a God-parent is like the best of every possible world.

Anonymous said...

wait..umm no we dont want more home improvement crap.. we want more ninja crap!!!

HomeImprovementNinja said...

sir: Yeah, I think being the cool uncle is better than being the parent.

suicide blonde: okay, okay, more ninja crap it is :)