In case you’re wondering which candidate my blog will officially endorse, let me say that cronyism has no part on my blog. Although Courtney wrote a Pulitzer worthy article about my blog and ninja fortress, I don’t think it’s fair to the others to let my tens of readers affect the outcome of a democratic election based on my personal feelings. Therefore we shall be completely objective.
First of all, some of these journalists are indeed hot. But others are just meh. Among the hotties there were a few standouts. Like this one.
Hilary Lefebre, from Nightline. This is the kind of girl you would take home to mom, even though you would have no idea how to prounounce her last name once you got her there.Marry Me! Marry me, now!
In the end though, I believe that an election as important as this should be decided solely on the merits. And by “merits” I mean the girl who allowed herself to photographed in the sluttiest pose. In which I think we have a winner.
The Winner: MAD SKILLZ!
Honorable Mention to Liz Gorman. Why did Catholic's make impure thoughts a sin? Damn you, Catholic guilt!!!
7 comments:
I am sure glad I am no longer catholic. Impure thoughts are abound!
But I think it's unfair how this election is conducted. Forget the sluttiest pose: some of these pictures are of a very low quality. Although, I agree with your choice. Ninja Lefebre. Wedding in Louisiana?
Wow, the girl I voted for (en Yuille) is actually winning. And you can't even see her chest in the picture. Come to think of it: Why did I vote for her again?
But none of these girls look like Judy Greer....?
And isn't it the 21st Century? Or is this election a throwback to the pre-suffrage years? ;-)
why are the off air women better looking than the on air ones? Obviously, a man is not in charge ..I would like to volunteer for the job. I will accept 'personal favors'. That Hilary ....hot as Georgia asphalt
rain: Yeah, I hope she'll read this and find it flattering...or at the very least, non-creepy.
twoste: Liz has got a fiona apple thang going on. Sultry. She also looks a little like what Avril Levigne would look like if she wasn't an a55hole.
belligerent one: Yeah, let's only vote for provocative pics, so that next year these women know what it takes to be a winner.
stef: Sadly, judy isn't in journalism.
anon: I noticed that too. Rosie O'donnell is winning the on-air portion, but she would be middle of the pack in this heat.
Slutty pose+tube top = winner
At least in my world.
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