Thursday, November 30, 2006

Proof that I'm Not as Pathetic As You Thought

After reading the story about when I got my ass kicked by a swan when I was a kid, some of you may think that I have the fighting prowess of Clay Aiken. But…here is a video of a swan kicking an adult’s ass. All things considering, I think I did pretty good in that fight.*


Swan Attack - video powered by Metacafe


*If you define pretty good as cowering in a corner and crying while a bird beats me senseless and my parents laugh at me, then I did, indeed, do pretty good in that fight.

3 comments:

Peach said...

OMG and she's in her weding dress LMFAO

Siryn said...

What's pathetic is that the guy helping her didn't land his foot on the swan to do any good. You, at least, were a kid.

HomeImprovementNinja said...

peach, the worst part isn't that everyone on the internet gets to see her in her wedding dress getting beat up by a swan. The worst part is that the swan showed her panties to everyone on the internet.

siryn, yes, thanks for making me feel better. I was only 4, but even at that age my ninpo skillz were better than that guys.