Why did my bank just send me a Mortgage Life Insurance Application? My thoughts:
- A veiled threat on my life? If so, they should know I studied Northern Shaolin Kung Fu for a year and a half from this guy when I was 15, so don’t even try it!
- why would I possibly care if my mortgage gets paid off or not when I die? If the bank is so worried about their money, let them buy it.
- in the application, they stuck me in an age bracket that starts at my age and ends at an age that I consider old…does that make me old? Because I'm not...no, really...what? What's so funny?
- the first age bracket is “Under 25”. What person under 25 owns a whole house? When I was 25 I was still trying to figure out how to use the microwave (I’ll be done figuring it out soon).