Friday, June 09, 2006

Another Ninja News Segment.

Okay, It's time for another ninja-news update. Since there are several entire cable channels devoted to home shows, at least two devoted to shopping, and and one for cooking, I'm surprised that no one has spotted a hole in the market and come up with a news channel that reports on ninja news. It could be like CNN, but for ninjas. NNN, the Ninja News Network. Until the whole cable channel thing arrives, I'll pick up the slack by continuing to be your only outlet for ninja news stories and videos. Anyway, here are some random video clips dedicated to the Shinobi and the dark arts of killing, with some marketing thrown in.


This is a very funny Ninja Commercial. It's not the Progressive Insurance commercial either; I said it was funny. I'm glad that Madison Avenue is waking up to the awesome marketing potential of ninjas. I mean, what's more entertaining than a hired killing gone wrong? Besides a cartoon a about frozen bananas, I say nothing is.



Here is another Doog Toons and Ask a Ninja collaboration. This is probably the best collaboration in the history of video, except for the whole Jenna Jameson and Brianna Banks ouevre. Don't Google that from work, people.


And this a video of what my Florida Trip home movies would look like if there were a camera quick enough to capture my moves.

8 comments:

Gui said...

Very good videos!!!! The best was the "ninja on a bad day image"....

Twoste said...

hahahaha!
Finally, someone in the blogosphere with a legitimately funny sense of humor.

Raincouver said...

I LOVE the home video one! It's hillarious! But I can only imagine trying to explain yourself to a cop: "uhm, I was just doing this thing for my blog... I saw something like this on youtube, really..."

Not even a dozend donuts would get you out of that one! bwahahahaa!

liberalbanana said...

The third one. Oh my god. If someone dressed like a ninja ran out from the bushes, I think I'd have a f*cking heart attack. Did you see the rollerblade? I think he $hit himself when the ninja popped out. SO SCARY!!! (Yes, I am horrified at the thought of getting mugged.)

liberalbanana said...

The cartoon is hilarious!!!

rcr said...

The third one rocked. Especially the close up on that girl's ass.

brando said...

Now, that's a heck of a lot of frames per second.

Needtsza said...

I ssooo wish that was you. That's hillarious!!
Ah ha ha ha!!