Me: Well...what am I supposed to do for exercise then?
Dr: you could run...
Me: no, I hate running...I'd rather be fat
Dr: how about yoga? or pilates? it's great for core strength.
Me: Yeah, I heard with practice it can really strengthen your uterus.
What's more, is that after 4 more weeks I will have "functional strength" in my finger, but it won't be as strong as before for several months, so I have to take it easy or it might break again...but worse. So basically, I took half a day off work, paid for more x-rays and co-pays just for him to tell me bad news? That sucks. If I'm paying you, you should tell me good things! Tell me that it's healing faster than usual; that you validate parking; will give me more vicodin; and that a magic unicorn will take me back to my car. You suck!