2. If you could be any blogger for just one day, who would it be?
3. What do you think is the most attractive quality in a woman? The least?
Well, technically, that's two questions, but who's counting...except for me? Well, the most attractive physical quality in a woman is her face. Specifically, her eyes. I think, except for the va-jay-jay, breasts, buttocks, legs, flat stomach and lower back, it's the most attractive part of a woman. The least attractive would be the feet obvioulsy. The most attractive non-physical quality (besides her bank account? Hi Paris Hilton!) would be someone who is nurturing and kind (especially to animals or little kids). If you date a girl who is not kind to puppies and babies, how do you know she won't eat your young? I think the least attractive quality is dishonesty. I wouldn't buy something from someone who I thought was dishonest, why would I want to date one?
4. You once mentioned that your wang is bigger than Jack Nicholson's. Can you think of any celebrities who might, in fact, have a
larger wang than yours?
Yes. Believe it or not I have thought about this before. As you recall, I peed next to Jack Nicholson once, so that's how I know I have bigger junk than him. (you would peek too if you peed next to a celebrity, no matter how socially inappropriate/gay that sounds). Anyway, here are some celebs who probably have bigger wangs than me:
Tommy Lee . And this isn't conjecture, it's a fact. I've seen the Pamela Anderson video and that guy is hung like two cans of coke stacked on top of each other. I would never want to be with someone he was with because what's the point? It would be like having sex with a warm glass of water. And also, you would get hepatitis....allegedly.
I think the guy who does the voices of Brian and Mr. Pewtershmitt on Family Guy (Seth McFarlane) probably has a bigger wang than me because his voice is so deep. I know that having a deep voice usually means you have big balls, not necessarily a big wang, but his voice is so deep that I find it hard to believe that his nuts could be that huge without the rest of his junk being correspondingly big. Also, Jack Nicholson has a deep voice and my voice is deeper than his, so I don't know why I think Seth would have a bigger wang than me, but I just do.
Michael Clarke Duncan
Also, I think Michael Clark Duncan has a big one. Not because he's black, but because he's also got a really deep voice...and he's like 12 feet tall...and because he's black.
5. What is your biggest personality flaw?
I think I procrastinate too much. In some ways, this blog wouldn't exist if I did what I supposed to be doing instead of dickking around on the internet. But in other ways, this blog keeps me honest because (sometimes) if I say it on here, I feel like I have to follow through with it and blog about it. But truthfully, even if this blog didn't exist, I would probably fill up the void with other internet sites promising get-rich quick schemes, LOL Cats, and p0rn.
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