Monday, August 18, 2008

Busy Weekend

This weekend I was shot by BB gun while walking my dog and my date had her car broken into; I went to two clubs, 4 bars, an art show, a bar be que, a dog adoption event, and an improv comedy show. I'll post some pics of my "gun shot wound" with the recap tomorrow, but I'm tired right now and I have a headache. I don't have mixed feelings about gentrification because when my neighborhood looks like Bethesda, I'm sure I won't have to worry about car break ins and getting shot. Attention chain stores and yuppies: I welcome you to the neighborhood!!! So the next person that tells me they have mixed feelings about gentrification destroying the character of a neighborhood will get c0ck-punched by me. (I'm not kidding about this).

5 comments:

Barbara said...

You don't sound as freaked out as I would if I had been shot by a BB gun! Next thing you know it could be a 22...

m.a. said...

Wow. that's it. bring on the gentrification. please.

John said...

If random shooting were the norm in your neighborhood, I'd say gentrification could only be a good thing.

HomeImprovementNinja said...

barbara: yeah, I was more pissed off than freaked out.

ma: thanks...no c0ckpunch for you :)

john: you're preaching to the choir, man. No c0ckpunch for you either :)

[F]oxymoron said...

If you need to justify gentrification, just carry around a sawed off BB gun and administer inoculating shots as necessary. Save the fists of fury for home improvements!