Monday, August 18, 2008
Busy Weekend
This weekend I was shot by BB gun while walking my dog and my date had her car broken into; I went to two clubs, 4 bars, an art show, a bar be que, a dog adoption event, and an improv comedy show. I'll post some pics of my "gun shot wound" with the recap tomorrow, but I'm tired right now and I have a headache. I don't have mixed feelings about gentrification because when my neighborhood looks like Bethesda, I'm sure I won't have to worry about car break ins and getting shot. Attention chain stores and yuppies: I welcome you to the neighborhood!!! So the next person that tells me they have mixed feelings about gentrification destroying the character of a neighborhood will get c0ck-punched by me. (I'm not kidding about this).
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5 comments:
You don't sound as freaked out as I would if I had been shot by a BB gun! Next thing you know it could be a 22...
Wow. that's it. bring on the gentrification. please.
If random shooting were the norm in your neighborhood, I'd say gentrification could only be a good thing.
barbara: yeah, I was more pissed off than freaked out.
ma: thanks...no c0ckpunch for you :)
john: you're preaching to the choir, man. No c0ckpunch for you either :)
If you need to justify gentrification, just carry around a sawed off BB gun and administer inoculating shots as necessary. Save the fists of fury for home improvements!
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