I think it's been more than a couple of weeks since my last post, but I'm not dead (knock wood), just busy. I had hoped that this year would be the first year in a long time when I filed my taxes on time without asking for an extension...but apparently next year will have that honor.
Ironically, I have been trying to get my sh1t organized for some time, and at a party a couple of months ago I met a cute girl who is a professional organizer. I got her number but am so disorganized that I lost it and didn't find it until yesterday. So I called her and we have an appointment set up for a consultation at the fortress, then she's going to put her OCD issues to work on my life. Although she's a hottie, I'm only interested in her professionally. There's no shortage of vaginas in this town, but finding someone who will spend hours sorting through your closets and files so that you don't have to is pretty freaking awesome if you ask me. I hate dealing with own mess, so if you devote your life to fixing other people's messes, you are like those Catholic Nuns who work with lepers or blind kids, in my book.
Before anyone asks...yes, I did lose some weight for that tournament last week...but, no, it was not enough. I ended up near the bottom of the 160-180 lb weight class instead of the top of the 140-159 lb weight class. I'll post a few pics from the tournament next time and tell you how I did, but do it in a way that makes me sound like I'm trying not to brag...even though I am awesome.
There is a (bigger) national tournament next week near Richmond, but I don't think I'll go to that one. I'm not ready for it, quite frankly, and I don't see the point in driving four hours each way and paying a lot of money to have complete strangers kick my ass when I can have people I know do it here for free. Also, no offense to Richmond, but serioulsy...Richmond? on a saturday? I'm sure Richmond is a fine place to start a family or open a meth lab, but I'd much rather spend my weekends around here.
So how have you people been since I was away?
9 comments:
I have missed your posts.........good luck with the organizing.
Things are good on my end. Hope you start posting more soon.
People pay someone to organize for them? Man, maybe I should quit the lawyering and get in on that gig.
I became a Jackass, thanks for asking.
Such "down with Richmond" words I'm hearing here! It may not be DC, but it's okay. (And four hours away? Where are you getting that?)
Yay for cute organizers!
if your hot organizer happens to know a hot organizer of the male variety can you just pass his number right along to me?
also, richmond ain't bad at all.
Capitol Hill 20210: thanks, I think my workload should be more reasonable soon.
dara: use your OCD powers for good?
renovationtherapy: you're welcome.
zandria: I know you heart richmond, but seriously...richmond?
SickGirl: keep it professional you perv :P
I started a family and a meth lab in Richmond. So far so good!
I'm sooooo glad you didn't lose all that weight!
You can call me, 'Sir': another satisfied customer.
dcavocado: don't hate on the manorexics!
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