Even Hitler liked dogs...FACT!
So if you don't like dogs, then you are worse than Hitler...CONCLUSION!
Therefore, if you don't want to turn into some twisted hateful genocidal mutant with only one testicle, then you should consider owning a dog. Some of you might be wondering, what my point is. Or do I ever really have one?
I guess my point is that this Sunday, you can go to a dog adoption thing and get a dog, so that you don't end up like Hitler (married to a fat chick, living in a basement and waiting for the russians to close in on you).
Anyway, the adoption thing is in Arlington, VA from 12-2pm. It's at
PetMAC Arlington
822 N. Kenmore St.Arlington, VA 22201
(www.petmac.org)
703-908-PETS
Yes, I will be there because I have two testicles and I hate genocide. I am still undecided about what dog to get (if any). See you there! Or maybe I won't...you nazi!
9 comments:
LOL! Well that's one way to get everyone's attention. :) Hope it's a rousing success. Dogs rule! Dog adoptions rule even more!
Oh, the puppies! (and by puppies, I include EVERY dog that isn't dead.)
Don't worry too much about breed or mix... get the one that matches your personality!
doggies!!! yeahhh i hope u get one!
break a leg ninja!!!...
xoxo
Did you end up getting a dog? Do tell! I can't imagine having one while living in an apartment, but they're okay for OTHER people... :)
aimee: thanks.
jennifer: yes, I'm still looking for the perfect doggie.
sailor moon: thanks, I'm getting closer.
suicide_blond: Well, legs are just one of many bones that I'm trained in breaking, but thanks :)
zandria: Not exactly. But i'll post about it soon.
Oh, dude, get a dog already! You need one to love and melt your cold cold ninja heart.
What makes you think anything could melt it?
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