Even Hitler liked dogs...FACT!
So if you don't like dogs, then you are worse than Hitler...CONCLUSION!
Therefore, if you don't want to turn into some twisted hateful genocidal mutant with only one testicle, then you should consider owning a dog. Some of you might be wondering, what my point is. Or do I ever really have one?
I guess my point is that this Sunday, you can go to a dog adoption thing and get a dog, so that you don't end up like Hitler (married to a fat chick, living in a basement and waiting for the russians to close in on you).
Anyway, the adoption thing is in Arlington, VA from 12-2pm. It's at
822 N. Kenmore St.Arlington, VA 22201
Yes, I will be there because I have two testicles and I hate genocide. I am still undecided about what dog to get (if any). See you there! Or maybe I won't...you nazi!