Friday, December 21, 2007

This Blog Writes Itself

I won't apologize for the long absence because I'm not paid to blog, and the internet is not my girlfriend (despite the amount of p0rn on there). I have been busy, but I should have more time to waste...errr, I mean to "be creative" on the internet in '08. Either that or I will finally kill this blog (which, like a drug resistant staph infection, or Jason from Friday the 13th, proves remarkably resilient).

In the meantime, since I don't feel like thinking of ways to entertain you, why don't you go fu...errr I mean, entertain yourself. Or better yet, in an homage to a dearly departed blogger, I'll take suggestions from the peanut gallery. You can ask me a question (like "how old is your dog") or you can make a suggestion (like "tell us about the first time you had a concussion"). By the way, when I say "make a suggestion" that doesn't mean you should suggest things like "why don't you go fcuk yourself"....errr, I mean "entertain yourself". I meant make a suggestion about what to write on this blog (like "do a post on bacon" or "tell us about [something] interesting]"). If you know me in real life you can make a non-blog suggestion (like "get rid of that euro sweater" or "take skydiving class" or "go entertain yourself".). But if not, then keep it to blog content.

I will be spending a few days in NYC with my wacky family (which is slightly different from the wacky family I usually spend time in florida with) so I should be back to blogging with newer and more traumatic family stories for the new year. Merry Christmas Everyone!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay, I'll start. Write about something interesting that has happened to you since your last blog post.

Anonymous said...

Here's a novel idea...Why do you actually write about a home improvement you've done, or haven't you done any?

SAILOR MOON said...

Wow...it seems like everyone wants to leave blogging...you know how many times i spent going to check to see if u had written yet :(

poo pn u mi-ninja...poo....

blonderthanyou said...

remember you asked for this...
in 2008 id like to see more:
p0rn
puppies
public humiliations (either personal or witnessed)
and thats just a few of the p's
xoxo

Zandria said...

Merry Christmas! :)

MadMumbler Mommy said...

How about more home improving? How about stories about your best/worst DIY jobs? Most painful, most joyful? Florida family stories? (btw we're having gorgeous weather down here right now *LOL*) You're the only blog I read. (Yes, I have no life and little free time. *LOL*) It would suck if I had to find another blog to stalk....eh, read.

Anonymous said...

okay, i'll bite. tell us about your first concussion. did you have more than one? when did u get a dog?