A Ninja Pays Half My Rent
Of course, the benefits of living with a ninja are:
- pays rent on time with money from ninja-related activities;
- can get in through window if you have lost your key.
The downside is that he is a master of the shadow arts and assassination, so you might want to find out who he likes in the superbowl before you start disparaging the opposing team (some ninjas are really devoted to their hometeams).
and here is a fat kid ninja-dancing to techno music. This is probably not newsworthy, but fat-kids ninja-dancing will always have a special place in my heart and on my website.