tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post115443431567385538..comments2023-10-17T09:02:05.939+01:00Comments on The Home Improvement Ninja: NARC!HomeImprovementNinjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01134409822023878387noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1156335781264897492006-08-23T13:23:00.000+01:002006-08-23T13:23:00.000+01:00Or here's an idea -- a brick ON his hood weighing ...Or here's an idea -- a brick ON his hood weighing down a note that says, "Next time, it will be IN your car, not on it."<BR/><BR/>Maybe they'll get the message?<BR/><BR/>How about a sign that says, "Private driveway -- violators will be eviscerated."<BR/><BR/>Most of them won't know what that means though.Lesli Richardson (aka Tymber Dalton)https://www.blogger.com/profile/06688795543967238299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1154552645355972172006-08-02T22:04:00.000+01:002006-08-02T22:04:00.000+01:00The cops are a joke when it comes to stuff like th...The cops are a joke when it comes to stuff like that.<BR/><BR/>Some idiot got into a high speed chase through town with the cops and drove halfway through the yard of our other house before he got stuck and abandoned the car. When I called the cops to ask what they were planning on doing with the car, they just said that the car hadn't been involved in a crime so they weren't interested in it. IfAmy N.https://www.blogger.com/profile/05899323412745542551noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1154539617789286952006-08-02T18:26:00.000+01:002006-08-02T18:26:00.000+01:00Ninja to Ninjahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzYSk...Ninja to Ninja<BR/><BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzYSk1vyTzk&search=Ask%20a%20ninja%20omnibusBeakerzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10659736556004040773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1154530981608727682006-08-02T16:03:00.000+01:002006-08-02T16:03:00.000+01:00I'm with MA -- where are you? I see a car in a par...I'm with MA -- where are you? I see a car in a parking lot next to an unpaved country road. But my guess is that what I'm seeing isn't right.cshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14117846384130187926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1154525902445849052006-08-02T14:38:00.000+01:002006-08-02T14:38:00.000+01:00Here's another theory - because my neighbor called...Here's another theory - because my neighbor called me this morning with the same problem. A car blocking her alley. She went through the same D.C. shuffle that you did: can't tow until ticketed / cops won't come out to ticket. <BR/><BR/>So, your theory:<BR/><BR/>The car could be stolen.Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06111859186896686753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1154519223699398032006-08-02T12:47:00.000+01:002006-08-02T12:47:00.000+01:00Well you could have left a note saying "please do ...Well you could have left a note saying "please do not make me get creative, you wouldn't like me when I'm creative". As there are several things skirting lawfulness one could do. Illegal waste/ dry concrete disposal, which, if it happens to land on the violating car, is unfortunate. <BR/>Or as a good citizen you could assume it was a stolen car, find some spray on chalk or shoe polish, mark it Marihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12378722789147387229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1154468390612018022006-08-01T22:39:00.000+01:002006-08-01T22:39:00.000+01:00FYI regarding the fish thing. We did it to my brot...FYI regarding the fish thing. We did it to my brother before he took off for the honeymoon. He got on the motorway and within a few miles the smell got so bad he had to stop and throw up! The point is, it is one of those things that you find out about later, rather than sooner.... he will never know who did it and will remember the event for the rest of his life. Also, if he is Catholic, then youGaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14490458126307090201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1154467246589417912006-08-01T22:20:00.000+01:002006-08-01T22:20:00.000+01:00a fish? That's so sick and funny at the same time...a fish? That's so sick and funny at the same time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1154459147502578392006-08-01T20:05:00.000+01:002006-08-01T20:05:00.000+01:00"Father John, father john... come quick... they're..."Father John, father john... come quick... they're towing your car! No, no, don't worry about the homeless you were feeding... go get your car... otherwise, how will you drive Mrs. Jones in the morning to her dialysis appointment?"Raincouverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15194393993142609669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1154452123377041522006-08-01T18:08:00.000+01:002006-08-01T18:08:00.000+01:00MA: I wish I had thought about the nail. D'oh! Ga...MA: I wish I had thought about the nail. D'oh! <BR/><BR/>Gary: That's really disturbing...I gotta try it.<BR/><BR/>dara: after getting a parking ticket last month when someone was in driveway, I'm not playing nice any more.<BR/><BR/>velvet: Well, if they can't be as smart, at least let me be allowed to throw a brick at their windshield. That'll learn 'em.<BR/><BR/>derek: It's just arroganceHomeImprovementNinjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01134409822023878387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1154451172020337232006-08-01T17:52:00.000+01:002006-08-01T17:52:00.000+01:00DC people are for damn sure arrogant - and as much...DC people are for damn sure arrogant - and as much as I am in the camp of working things out...people around here are to asshatty to do that. Hope he gets towed.Marcihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08470358233805800338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1154450900890538052006-08-01T17:48:00.000+01:002006-08-01T17:48:00.000+01:00That's one of my pet peeves too. I've never had an...That's one of my pet peeves too. I've never had anyone stay there long enough to have them ticketed or towed though. Our driveway is in bad shape, and it's on the main road, most houses have alley driveways, so I guess people don't expect a driveway on the main road. Or they're just arrogant, I tend to think the latter is true.Derekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14134900860188022345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1154444491359370752006-08-01T16:01:00.000+01:002006-08-01T16:01:00.000+01:00As a Libertarian I also agree with you that you sh...As a Libertarian I also agree with you that you should work it out yourselves. But, the whole point to being Libertarian, and thinking we don't need government intervention on everything also relies on our fellow U.S. Citizens being as smart or smarter than we are. And well, need I say more?Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06111859186896686753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1154442653142305912006-08-01T15:30:00.000+01:002006-08-01T15:30:00.000+01:00I'd want to do the same thing. But then I'd feel ...I'd want to do the same thing. But then I'd feel bad, and I'm pretty sure that I'd forget to follow-up by calling the cops.<BR/><BR/>So, basically, all I'd do is walk around swearing at some guy parked in my driveway with expired tags.<BR/><BR/>Much like I do about the bastard in my building who drives an Escalade and parks across two compact car spots.darahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12523353095030819242noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1154442180525489332006-08-01T15:23:00.000+01:002006-08-01T15:23:00.000+01:00Put a fish on his engine block!Put a fish on his engine block!Garyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14490458126307090201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1154437858975115962006-08-01T14:10:00.000+01:002006-08-01T14:10:00.000+01:00Your ninjacam skills have prevented me from figuri...Your ninjacam skills have prevented me from figuring out your locale. No one should park in your space. You paid for it. <BR/><BR/>You should have put a small nail in the front tire. <BR/><BR/>Whoa. I'm cranky this morning.m.a.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08662030747760941919noreply@blogger.com