tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post115145735341120670..comments2023-10-17T09:02:05.939+01:00Comments on The Home Improvement Ninja: Apres Moi, Le DelugeHomeImprovementNinjahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01134409822023878387noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1151982444780826482006-07-04T04:07:00.000+01:002006-07-04T04:07:00.000+01:00aka Wayne Was a top cable lawyer in the country, t...aka Wayne Was a top cable lawyer in the country, thank you. I have left the law, at least for now, because I am much too humble. And because I did not like writing in a moldy box created hundreds of years ago by Englishmen with monocles and sideburns connected to their mustaches. I'm working on getting paid to write things that are more interesting than, and hopefully as creative as, legal media conceptshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16686748640098344750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1151537074391148612006-06-29T00:24:00.000+01:002006-06-29T00:24:00.000+01:00stef, it's really frustrating. I don't mind dealin...stef, it's really frustrating. I don't mind dealing with a call centre in India, but if they are paying these people less than americans, why hasn't my cable bill gone down? <BR/><BR/>By the way everyone, Matt (aka Wayne) is too humble to say so, but he's actually one of the top cable lawyers in whole country. I wish I was making that up, but I'm not. In my own claim to fame, I have a footnote HomeImprovementNinjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01134409822023878387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1151527584501526182006-06-28T21:46:00.000+01:002006-06-28T21:46:00.000+01:00This isn't the first and probably won't be the las...This isn't the first and probably won't be the last time I get blamed for dead hookers. Jokes, I mean... dead hooker jokes. Ahem.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1151525180632803622006-06-28T21:06:00.000+01:002006-06-28T21:06:00.000+01:00You said "hooker" and "monkey" in the same post - ...You said "hooker" and "monkey" in the same post - I think I love you! I've mentioned both in my blog in the last two days! We're like twins from another mother...or something.Liberal Bananahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16756516267959299264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1151518763221189922006-06-28T19:19:00.000+01:002006-06-28T19:19:00.000+01:00Ninja... excellent post! Math in public school......Ninja... excellent post! Math in public school... dead hooker reference... monkey getting schooled... hillarious!<BR/><BR/>What's not hillarious is all the flooding in the city. Maybe I should go see that Gore movie after all.Raincouverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15194393993142609669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1151517598196310212006-06-28T18:59:00.000+01:002006-06-28T18:59:00.000+01:00What does a derivatives lawyer do? I hung out with...What does a derivatives lawyer do? I hung out with three lawyers this weekend and I'm more fascinated than ever by the variety in your careers. (This fascination will last for like 24 more hours)m.a.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08662030747760941919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1151465230890769962006-06-28T04:27:00.000+01:002006-06-28T04:27:00.000+01:00Grasshopper, you have learned well your cable tv. ...Grasshopper, you have learned well your cable tv. It sounds like the Monkey had previously worked with Arlen Specter on the Warren Commission to develop the single bullet theory for the JFK assassinatin, or maybe she co-wrote the Keith Hernandez "second spitter" Seinfeld episode.media conceptshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16686748640098344750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19221129.post-1151461549070174992006-06-28T03:25:00.000+01:002006-06-28T03:25:00.000+01:00This reminds me of one of those bad computer custo...This reminds me of one of those bad computer customer service calls but in reverse. You know the ones -- "Hello? My cupholder is not working." "Your cupholder?" "Yes, the one that comes out of my computer tower with a round hole in it for my coffee." "You mean your CD drive??!?!?!?!?" "No, I mean my cupholder."<BR/><BR/>Good luck betting on Comcast's skillz. And I hope that drywall lives up to Stefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10024186205791001584noreply@blogger.com